Gravestone kills binge drinker

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! omg, that's just too funny. Who takes shortcuts through cemeteries when drunk? that would be way toooo creepy for me. Now you may be saying, "mattb, how can you laugh at this story, a woman has died." and to that I say read this story carefully and you'll see that this woman was about to shit on someone's final resting place, so see that she's not entirely innocent in the matter.

Drunk Woman Dies In Freak Cemetary Accident

September 7, 2005 4:33 p.m. EST

Hector Duarte Jr. - All Headline News Staff Reporter

Brussels, Belgium (AHN) - Belgian news agency Belga reports a drunk woman died in a freak accident, when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery. The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the town of Pulle when she decided to take a short cut through the cemetery during the early hours of Saturday.

She got the urge to go to the bathroom, ducked down between two gravestones, losing her balance and grabbed one of the gravestones, which gave way and landed on her. The public prosecutor's office says she died of suffocation as she could not lift the gravestone off her.